Terms of Endearment: my zorkphone

Thanks to a serendipitous typo my 'droid sidekick is currently named zorkphone. You must have guessed what it is by now, but for those who need further clues, I took some snaps with my Sanyo Xacti (which it has to be said, is a better video camera than stills camera).

The zorkphone faces its first extended real-world test out in the field, quite literally, in the next few days. We will be camping out in a field, somewhere in the New Forest. Will its size prove to be a burden? I certainly think its size will be an asset during the navigation phase of finding the camp site using the zorkphone's satnav. I don't think it will help light a fire or catch fat rabbits, though I could be mistaken.